Good afternoon

Initial typo: Good faternoon! Exactly. (Another typo: excatly). Speaking of fat cats:

Bacon bacon bacon. And tomatoes and spaghetti. I want this at every meal.

Here is what happened yesterday during our visit to the castle ruins.

 First, I looked normal and I was laughing.

 After that, I climbed some crumbling stairs to nowhere

 Hey.

 Then some quick GlamourShots

 Then later, I found a bendy cane and practiced bending it

Now you know. Wait 50 years and you'll see this! Furious one-handed fool with a bad back.  

 SERIOUSLY GET THE **** AWAY FROM MY CASTLE

More later. I'm off to chug milk and eat calcium tablets.